Chinese New Year Day 10 !!!

saw this literature piece of crap my frend wrote... its about valentine day...

To ________(your valentine),

You are not skinny,
you are not thin.
You like eating baked beans!!
My LOVE, you take my breath away,
What did you eat to smell this way?
Kind, loving, intelligent and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
Being with you has been bliss,
If only you'd brush before we kiss,
My darling, my lover and my life,
Please don't be my wife.

Yours forever,________(your name)
written by Mr.Benn

LOL! he got literature sense rite? his english damn good sia... LOL! only if he really use this piece of crap and give to his valentine... then he really GODLIKE liaoz...